Are you the weakest link!!!!!!?

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    Are you the weakest link!!!!!!?

    Are you the weakest link?
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    Here is a very simple little test consisting of four questions
    to
    determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous
    and *immediate*, with no deliberating or wasting time.
    And no cheating.
    On your mark, get set...GO!
    1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second
    place.
    In which position are you now?










    Answer: If you answered that you're now first, then you're
    completely wrong.
    You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore
    you're second.
    For the next question try not to be so dim.
    2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now
    in?








    Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're
    completely wrong.
    Think about it. How can you overtake the person coming last?
    If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is
    impossible!
    It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.
    You would
    make a good weak link!








    Anyway, here's another to try. Don't take any notes or use a
    calculator,
    and remember your replies must be instantaneous.
    3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus
    20. Plus 1000.
    And plus 10. What is the total?









    Answer: 5000? Wrong again! The correct answer is 4100. Try again
    with a good
    calculator. Today is clearly not your day! Although you should
    manage to get the









    last question right.... I didn't check this, so if it's wrong, I
    don't want to
    hear about it. :)
    4: Marie's father has five daughters:
    a. Chacha
    b. Cheche
    c. Chichi
    d. Chocho
    e. ????
    Question: What is the fifth daughter's name? Think
    quickly...you'll find the answer
    below:









    Answer: Chuchu? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question
    properly!
    You are clearly the weakest link...GOODBYE
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    you twat beat me to it, i got that email too!:( :D :p
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    its shit i was just bored last night.

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