apologies for the moi like post... ...but it made me chuckle >THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN > >Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, >naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. > > >Between 21 and 30, a woman is like UK. Well developed and open to trade, >especially for someone with cash. > > >Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of >her own beauty. > > >Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm >and desirable place to visit. > > >Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past >mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. > > >Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are >un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. > > >Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all >conquering past but alas, no future. > > >After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but >no one wants to go there. > > >THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN > >Between 15 and 90, a man is like the USA ...... >Ruled by a dick.
