Anyone remember Rainbow??

Anyone remember Rainbow??

Can you believe that we all used to watch this very naively?

Almost too ridiculous to believe...

These are taken from original Rainbow scripts...

There's no way these could have been done by accident... innuendo
all
the way !!


The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four"

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, lets try it round t! he Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,Bungle."

Geoffrey (to camera): "Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): "Have you seen Bungles twanger?"

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

Zippy:" Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was
soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our
twangers

couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get
their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.

Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"

Rod: "! Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."

Freddy (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Rod (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you Like to play with my maracas?

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like
to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " Well, have you got your twangers out?
And remember, you can bang your ball! s at the same time. If you
haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to
pluck all day."

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No way! were they actual scripts from rainbow?



If so, bloody hell, im gonna have to dig out my old rainbow vid and watch it, sounds like fantastic after club entrtainment!

eeeew they used to scare the hell out of me when i was little!!! xxx

i used to love rainbow and im sure i heard somewhere that all there scripts were perverted but in a way no1 would realise because it was 4 kids

That is one of the funniest things i have ever read/heard?

Fucking class!

captain pugwash was the same, with seaman stains, and quite a few gay characters. being 7 at the time kinda meant i didnt notice!

Master Bates and Roger the Cabin Boy.

Muffin the mule was another.

Title song was 'we love muffin the mule'.

Just sick really.

lmao! i've just realised how suggestive kids tv really is!

and they wonder why kids turn into, well, us!

rainbow was wicked!!

Re: Anyone remember Rainbow??

but if its true............much respect to the script writers! lmfaro!!!!!

wouldn't u just love to be able to say you were responsible for that! i know i would.

i have seen this script before too, and i have heard it is actually a real secipt from Rainbow

Let the battle commence!!!!

You will allways remember Bungle

Thats cos you call us all Dorris!!

OOPS!!

I didnt notice that Jus was logged in on me dads comp!! That was me

If that is aimed at me, in my defence I'd like to say that I didnt even know my bro had been on the board in my house cos I wasnt here. And I normally don't use this pc cos Ive got my own but its dead atm

My name is ZippyBoo on the crasher board

Anything Rainbow related does my head in now

Don't take it personally

*paranoias it*