Anyone been to Tenerife ??

Anyone been to Tenerife ??

Im away with 23 of my mates July 17th ???

just wonderin if there is any decent clubs etc ??

Cheers !

Duno how much its changed but i was in las americas 4 years ago. Basically have the strip, called Veronicas, which has all the cheesy bars n clubs etc. At one end of Veronicas past a couple of hotels is Nocctua (sp) that is a decent venue n had different nights on every Wednesday, GC, Cream, Ministry etc

cheers bud !!

Warning!

Do not go to Tenerife mate

All the clubs are already closed (I was there last Sept) and apparantley they are closing the Veronicas(the main beer-boys bit) down.

Not really a place to be going mate

Re: Warning!

Doesnt suprise me. Was a ****hole when i was there

Total shit hole IMO... but I went 8 years ago.

It has two clubs, well discos that play dance music - Bobbys is one. I wouldn't go back.

I was there a few yrs ago was mint ...

But oh how things have changed..

Utter wank!!!

i went 2 years ago, it's a hole but it was a good laugh, saw guy ornadel while we were there at a club called tramps, slinky had a night on there, think GK did too but they only had their old ressie AJ gibson playing...

tramps was shut down last year in sept by the authorities, and bobbies is now an r&b club.

however there was a mental bar called the "the caledonian" which was full of mental scottish people listening to hardcore. loads of fun, but i was sick loads after a few many TVRs

mick, still don't think i've ever seen the photos of that night i bumped into you and clair?

i forgot to mention i got my drink spiked on the first nite and woke up in a pool of blood outside my hotel.. not a nice start to a holiday. needless to say we didnt go off alone again!

erm i went 2 years ago and alot of fun. not a clubbin holiday. more of a get pissed have a fight and then a fuck holiday. its all good fun but well dodgey. you might get stabbed

one of my mates got stranded on his own, had his watch, wallet, chain and shoes stolen. he doesn't remember anythign just waking up outside are hotel the next day.

well shocking.

Been a few times and had a gud time. Not really a clubbing holiday tho.

ours wasnt clubbing, was definately a get pissed and fight holiday!

our lass is out there now and she's bored to fuck and wants to come home.

fill the lad full of confidence why don't ya!!!

i was gutted, the only fighting we did was with each other.

tag team wrestling, ensured several broken wooden beds though

I didn't enjoy Tenerife at all Fitzy m8.
Full of tossers

I used to live in tenerife selling timeshare bout 7 years ago. I have to say that it i do love the island but it is the most corrupt place on the face of the planet.

I used to work for a bloke called john palmer who owned the company. He also owned tenerife, had all the authorities in his pocket and, speaking from personal experiences, what palmer wanted to happen on the island happened. He's now serving an 8 year stretch here for £33m timeshare fraud after coming home and turning himself in.

All I'm saying Fitzy is don't start bother with the police, the locals or the pr guys outside the clubs.
Set yourself away on any sunderland fans tho.

u know how the hotels are set up in tenerife, where one persons balcony faces the hotel opposite's front door/landing?
well some little german cunt had a laser pen and thought he was the daddy by shining it at us when we came back from having our tea one night... so wen went and bought some catapults and got a fistfull of 5 peseta coins each, then we headed up for the roof and proceeded to ping them at him for twenty minutes, smashing two windows in the process...
the fuzz turned up so we shit, ditched the catapults, and got changed from beachwear to going out stuff in less than 5 minutes, and left the hotel promptly.
fucks knows how many leary stories we brought home frmo tenerife, we caused fucking mayhem