Another Jokes Thread Following the jokes thread by Titch last week, fancy doing one but with those stupid jokes!!!!!!! Man Walk Into A Pub................................Ow!!!!!!!
two men walk into a pub.............. ..................you would have thaught one of them would have seen it
an englishman, an irishman, a scotsman, two rabbi's, a priest, a nun and superman all walk into a bar the barman says "what is this some kind of joke"
Guy walks into a bar, orders 10 pints of guiness and 10 whiskeys, as soon as the barman puts them down he knecks the lot before paying for them then at the top of his voice shouts, `shit` the barman asks what up, the guy replies, `ive only got two pounds`
a bear walks into a bar and says "can i have a..........................pint of larger please." the barman say "whats with the big paws" a horse goes into a bar and orders a drink the barman says "why the long face"
A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, ''I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve your kind here.'' The mushroom sits back and asks ,''Why not? I'm a fun guy " "I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake. "Why?" asked the second. "Because I just bit my lip."
