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  1. Willa

    Willa Registered User

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    Analogies

    Are funny as fuck, kid at graft comes out with some corkers. Was talking about flopping on a lass yesterday and he reckoned:

    "Aye, its like playing snooker with a rope"
    Willa, Jul 1, 2009
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    "She had a fanny like a hippo's yawn"
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    "She's Had more ends than Dot Cottons Ashtray"
    Gary Proud, Jul 1, 2009
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    Conway helmet Staff

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  6. DN HY

    DN HY 142 bmp

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    "he's as ugly as a horse dragged backwrds through shit"
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    "it was like the last hotdog in the tin"
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  8. DN HY

    DN HY 142 bmp

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    :lol::lol:
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  9. Willa

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    "Wetter than a sharks tash"
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    "wetter than an otters pocket"
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    "fanny like a melted wellie"
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  12. chase

    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    i had to put a bag over my head incase hers fell off
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    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    she was pinker than a cats mouth
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    Conway helmet Staff

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    "she had a face like a bag of smashed crabs"
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    "teeth like castle walls"
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    "she had a face like a bucket of fire damaged lego"
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    danny_m Papa Toon

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    Sweating like Fritzl's daughters
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  18. chase

    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    she had summer teeth, some are green, some are yellow, some are gone :D
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    "sweating like Fritzl on Cribs"

    "it was like knocking a nail with a plastercine hammer"

    "teeth like a half finished crossword"

    "it was like eating sushi off a barbershop floor"
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    "want to swap my nufc season ticket for your micheal jackson tickets? more chance of a comeback i rekon"
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    DN HY 142 bmp

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    putting the "anal" in analogies lol
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    "She had teeth like a Witch Doctors Necklace"
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