Accidental Shoplifting?

Accidental Shoplifting?

I went to the shop before, had my hands full, picked up a copy of Nuts, and without thinking, put the can I got out of the fridge in my pocket...

I rememberd when I was in the queue lol.....was close

Ussrpatriot once completely forgot to pay for a piece steak in Tesco, just casually strolled out, and then realised when he got home

Anyone got any similar stories?

Re: Accidental Shoplifting?

eeerrmm no

Yup, my mum is a bugger for stealing birthday cards and the like from Asda, she puts them between her bag and the trolley (where children usually sit) then gets to the car and remembers them, she's stolen loads lol

Re: Accidental Shoplifting?

Have done it in ASDA a few times. left something in the trolly. lol.

i bought a magazine the other week and a couple of cds from steel wheels, they only put one magazine on the shelf at a time, i took it off and put it on the counter, the guy bagged my things and i paid for them. He then put another magazine down on the bench, i picked it up and walked out, then realised he'd already put one of them in the bag and that was the one to put back on the shelf

Lifting stuff from supermarkets is pish, sainsbury's in particular.

But i dont do that sorta stuff anymore, not worth the risk.

Nicked loads from Asda when I was younger. Stopped when I nearly got caught nicking a CD in France tho.

I nicked a packed of Malteesers by mistake when I was about 13. I had a load of sweets etc and put them on top of the sweet-rack thing they have next to the till. When I had paid I picked up my stuff, but picked up a packet of Malteesers that was under the stuff I had paid for and didn't notice until I was half way up the street. Only time I have ever shoplifted!

When im with Laney-Beth though, and shes whinging, dad do this dad do that, tis easy to forget stuff. Have done it when i havent had her, just to see if i could get away with it. All warm inside.

back in march at brum train station waiting for train back up here after hard night boshing @polysexual@air. Strolles into wh smith picks up couple cans off pop and couple of mags and sandwich. I was still hammerd forgot to pay and walked out and went to the bar

Number 1 Shoplifter, the award goes to Dyson.

Assistant - Read the card

Sorry my mistake. Hoovergroover.

Audience - Applause applause.

i once walked out the shop with a copy of Razzle under me coat.... but that was no accident

ive never ACTUALLY shoplifted.

but i went to superdrug to buy sum makeup (2x £3.99 eyeshadows) and when i was stood in the queue, i noticed one of those sticks of cathedral cheddar in the fridge.
im a sucker for cheese so got it, and when i got to the checkout, the guy picked up all 3 items in one hand and scanned the top one, then bagged it, then the next one, then bagged it, then the cheese, then bagged it...but the wanker only ever scanned in the barcode on the cheese which was sticking out there from the side of his hand.

i would have said sumthing but i was annoyed that makeup cost so much nehow so getting 2 eyeshadows and sum chees for £2.07 instead of £8.67 was quite nice.

and when i looked in the bag, there was a new, unopoend lipgloss aswell...wen i went back sum time later, it was a £2.50 one.

so thats £9.10 i saved on that trip to superdrug but no stealing involved

There's a 24hr Spa in Manc on Oxford Rd, we go in after Tangled, usually highly wasted, and EVERYTIME we go in my mate ends up picking up some more chewing gum and putting it in his pocket. EVERYTIME. Without fail.

I on the other hand have only ever stolen an eyeshadow when i was about 13, cacked my pants and took it back to the shop the next day, oh the shame

Bought a £100.00 bike from a shop years ago. I was paying buy Switch and the bloke at the counter pressed the 'double zero' key too quickly that it only registered it once. Got the bike for £1.00

Somehow they got my Dad's phone number and asked me to go and pay the difference

Unlucky dude

Gutted when they called. £99 was a load at the time. Now it nearly pays for a night out

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well sometimes when you're waiting in a qeue to buy some gum or something equally cheap, there really is no point in waiting for the dumbass on the till to pull his finger out. Just walk out shops have loss margins and one packet of wrigleys isnt gonna break the bank. As long as you dont do it habitually.