A story from Australia

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  1. Granty

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    A story from Australia

    Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

    From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he then fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and
    then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more of the vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station, this breathalyzer equipment must be broken." - "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

    True story... ;)
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  3. M.C.E

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    that is quality!! anyone seen the aussie police patrol programme? they pull people over for not having a full driving licence and let them go!!!!!!

    They never ever arrest anyone

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