A promise tale... In Full

A promise tale... In Full

Just so you can all read it in one post.. :

next time i visit promise will be 2009, and im definately going to fall over the many bottles of piss left by mark maitland, and anth_double_u, from the toilets in which anth was cottaging some aids riddled charv, otherwise known as mc stompin' aka sasha the rabbit not really caring about who was, anth ran for his life because he knew he was gona get a dildo in the bum from Miss Annabella Summers Bsc hons to prove that he could give pleasure better than what this thread is, and sasha the rabbit because shes a randy minx, who enjoys water sports during sex and fondling the furry cup of Hope.

because they couldnt show her his monkey find it with out a petractur cos the spider was in the water spout waiting for chase to ram a lamb from byker farm for ninth time this week who is very sick of people taking advantage of his arse which is also wooly and over worked, just like his belt drive decks and beige ankle warmers with pink wooly bits and a wonky donkeys conky
the size of a small puppy from ebay which cost him his sad life.

But he was a freak anyways so he wanked himself while his mum watched coronation street while eating a raw haggis which was really the balls of an oversized antelope which escaped the clutches of an anxious grim reaper carrying the pot noodle horn he stole from a butchers ran by fred elliot, i say fred elliott, holding a ham shank for his mam while she washes her oscillating buttocks with fairy washing up liquid massaging in circular motions, in a clockwise direction.

Her left big toe got bitten by her poodle which was smaller than a yo yo which went all owa northumberland street because it had no collar and fucked all mackems for fun which left him with aids, gonorrhea, hepatitis, diarrhea, Leprosy, and the biggest frown in the world, and an arse slacker than the entrance to a barn, and a pissflap for a nose, which conway loves to lick seductively , just like a porcelain doll covered in acidic chicken blurt fresh from chases arse, removed with a ladle, made from rubber chickens, which chase stole for his friend basic instinct to use on his dad and sister.

And they both went to asda to touch up horny older ladies green rotten feet and suddenly chase turned up with his pre - pubescent brother, who paul has been dying to shag dry and hard, in public, while wearing gordon the gopher as a cod piece, which smelt like lees girls even though only paul had used it on himself because they smell alike.

Paul wouldnt know, paul pulls freaky durham stalkers, that chase could only dream of, but thankfully didnt pull cos they total munters, who `fact` knocked him back cos he is analy retarded, due to large amounts of heavy pounding by his mothers steel plated bra's, which actually belong to anth, which he stole from pauline fowler who was wearing sonias piss stained anal gerbils.

'ergh how rank' said mary while eating her uncle john and watching animal porn while flicking away at her fat shiny bean whilst eating chicken supernoodles from netto which cost 9p so she bought 5 to stock up for winter just cos pete told him he had to remove it or be banned by a big hairy mongoose otherwise known as rayman, who hates man utd almost as much as sunderland, because mackems are ket loving dole wallers, who suck toes to make beef curtains, which taste good with pizza and um bongo juice, topped off with some tasty lumps of chocolate stolen from anths ass storage, which paul wants to touch with his cactus plant because it tickles his balls, while touching the TV remote with his decrepid pet poodle which has a massive friend called Bill from cage bar who sucks chebs and eats a tin of spaghetti shapes which were out of date by 17 days, which was bad for business down the local greengrocers, which serves the local community of chavs and their awful tango style makeup and mera peak coats that stink of something scraped from Ghandis flip flop during the french revolution while he was sat on an overgrown cactus from B&Q which he stole today and ended up pricking himself on a dirty syringe that he was going to give his grandmother for easter, which she appreciated because they are all crack whores gagging for their next fix of bisto gravey granules with roast potatoes and really hot chilli sauce which came from mcdonalds, gift wrapped in a lime green shellsuit with kappa stamped all over and a pair of rockports bought from oxfam with his pocket money that was stolen from a donation tray in a church which he nicked as well on boxing day 1987 the year i got nowt for peeking on xmas eve...

my fatha chinned us then the police arrested the mother fucker but let him go for a hefty cash incentive from drug dealers in europe that have rather large stocks In Germany, Holland & England just waiting to be used by Basic Instinct who cant handle them cause he's an amateur so he then had to sell it all to The expert that is MARCE making a shitload of profit selling crack to the kids that he pesters all day.

but chris whittons still gay and his names spelt wrong only cause he's a mong.

The end.

Thats a shitload of cut and pasting

it took FUCKING HOURS

and now my paste keys are worn out

nat, look on the bright side, I'm meant to be revising for an exam too... atm I can't be arsed

no, paste key, got shortcuts for it

well, used to....