a perfect day..........

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  1. graham

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    a perfect day..........

    THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER

    8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
    8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
    8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and
    croissants -open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by
    thoughtful partner.
    9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
    10.00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer.
    10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
    12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
    12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained
    17kg.
    1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
    3.00 Nap.
    4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
    admirer.
    4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but
    gentle
    hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
    5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade
    before
    full
    length mirror.
    7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with
    compliments
    received from other diners/dancers.
    10.00 Hot shower (alone).
    10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white
    linen).
    11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
    11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

    THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM

    6.00 Alarm.
    6.15 Blow job.
    6.30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section.
    7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked
    by naked,buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
    7.30 Limo arrives.
    7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
    9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
    9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
    9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
    1.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
    Perignon.
    12.15 Blow job.
    12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
    2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
    2.30 Fly to Cairns.
    3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all
    nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
    4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
    5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
    (bending over naturally).
    6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
    7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis
    legalised.
    7:30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
    fillet
    steak
    followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
    9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV
    as you
    watch
    match of the day; United beating Arsenal 7-1.
    9 .30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some
    bending
    over).
    11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing
    ale.

    11.30 A night cap blow job.
    11.45 In bed alone.
    11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the
    dog
    to
    leave the room
    11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep
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    aye true, true
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    Mozza MOZZAN8 ST4TE-PHUTURE84

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    Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all
    nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.

    A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the
    dog
    to
    leave the room
    :lol: :lol:

    i cant stop laughing at these!!!
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    Re: a perfect day..........

    :lol: :up: :lol:
    thats fucking brilliant!!!

    i cannot stop laughing!!!!!
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    lol dunno bout goin to gym twice a day and gettin up that early :down: :lol: :lol:
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    Nick Adams a very naughty boy

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