A Morecombe cockle picker rang his mam from the sandbank

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  1. Congay

    Congay Registered User

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    A Morecombe cockle picker rang his mam from the sandbank

    She asked "Where are ye ringing from son"?

    "From the neck down" he replied
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  3. Wet and Hard

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    Police have solved the mystery surrounding the Morecambe Cocklers. The chinese were told to stop picking when the water got knee high. Unfortunately Nee Hi was waiting in the van.
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    Re: A Morecombe cockle picker rang his mam from the sandbank

    i dont get that one :confused:
  5. MyGod!

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    Police have named six of the morecambe victims:
    Way Ding
    Sin King
    Drow Ning
    Leff Too Dy
    Swim Lo
    and Ty Dis Hi
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    Re: Re: A Morecombe cockle picker rang his mam from the sandbank

    As in 'ringing wet' i think :)
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    Lets hope a chinese dude dont view this:p

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