A massive spider has just fallen into my printer

A massive spider has just fallen into my printer

What a stupid cunt. I thought spiders were meant to be good at climbing walls. He just stopped above my printer then fell straight into the paper loading bit and now I can't find him. If i try to print anything with him in the whole printer will end up covered in jiblets

It's times like this when you really need to print something, that mother nature can really mess things up for you

hoy a test page thru create a kind of arachnid takeshi castle.
that'll teach him

lmao

The little bastard is trying to get back out the way he came but he mustn't be able to climb the paper. Tipping it on it's side results in him trying to leg it to the inner core which is not where i want him to get stuck, die and then fester on every printout for the next 2 weeks. Especially since that would be about £40 worth of ink

He's a monster like.. I seen him crawling up the wall from the corner of my eye and my heart dropped.

Imagine going for a piss and seeing this waiting for you?

Worse still, having a shit then feeling something tickle your balls - they hide under the toilet bowl rim sometimes.

Sounds dreamy to me, where can I get one of these from?

Only good can come from finding a frog in the bowl. At first you think someone has left you a personal present but then your fortune changes and you realise it's just a frog. Unless of course you're scared of them

I still don't know if this spider has found a new home yet

you think thats bad....look what fell from the sky when i got home tonight!

What?

this mother fucker!

sorry i cant shrink the photo, but it does make it almost life size.

I've called him ernie

im on a 24" monitor, it better not be life size!

Surely it's smaller on a 24" monitor cos of you resolution?

Mehh.. Why do I have to turn this into a geeky thing haha.

Spiders man. I'm not scared of them, I just get a shock sometimes when a massive one creeps up on me. I've still got my printer on its side hoping.. lets call him Timmy, climbs out. I don't want to have spider legs all over my documents for the next few weeks

As a side note, has anyone seen someone drain a staph infection from a Brown Recluse Spider bite? If not, have a look on youtube. It's lovely

Also, Lucy, what do you mean it fell from the sky? It looks like you seen it coming from a mile high and has time to get your camera out

it looks like this...

You've actually taken the time to photograph your monitor?

Nerd Alert!

i couldnt work out how to explain to him how it was fookin massive

its friday, i aint got no job, i aint got shit to doo!

You've also had a bit of trouble with the concept of a 'Keyboard' too I see

Aha! I just stumbled across him climbing up the wall in the hallway. Unless he has a brother. Shame i don't have an elephant handy to compare the size. Or even a cable for my phone so I could upload a pic Must be one of the biggest spiders I've seen in this country.

Name is not Lucy and it was attached to a web not moving.