A man enters a bar and orders a drink

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  1. J

    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    A man enters a bar and orders a drink

    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot barman. The
    robot pours him the perfect pint, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
    global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
    environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and
    sexual proclivities.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
    decides to test the robot so he walks out of the bar, turns around, and
    comes back in for another drink.


    Again, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
    "What's your IQ?"

    The man responds, "about a 100."

    Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
    rugby, supermodels, favorite foods, guns, and women's body parts. Really
    impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more
    test.


    He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
    IQ?"

    The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

    And the robot says... real slowly,



    "So............... who do you think they'll get to replace McCarthy ? "
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  3. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Its mad how people always end up with the same e mails!

    I got this off a lad at work yesterday :lol:
  4. J

    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    isnt it :lol:

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