a joke An Englishman goes on a business trip to Japan to see his Japanese business partner. He gets there a night early so decides to into town, has a few drinks then spends the night with a Japanese hooker. Whilst they're having sex she's screaming at him 'wen chong wen chong'. The man thinks to himself he hasn't a clue what she's saying but she's obviously enjoying it, it must be something good! So the next day he's playing golf with his Japanese business partner when the Japanese fella gets a hole-in-one. Remembering the night before the Englishman shakes his hand and says 'wen chong wen chong' The Japanese bloke looks at him puzzled and says what do you mean its in the wrong hole?
