A girl goes into a supermarket and buys...

A girl goes into a supermarket and buys...

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"
He says, "Because you're ugly

hehehe!!

quality mr allie

It may have been my sis the checkout guy was talkin too!

Your twin sister?

Or your Mam

I'll make sure my mam doesn't see that coz she'll rip your balls off.

Not sure where she'll dispose of them either! :spangled:

HAHAHAHAHA

Quite funny!!!!

Only joking m8.
Don't take it to heart

Its ok, I didn't. Couldn't find a decent enough smily to show it.

oOoOoOoOoOoOo thats fighting talk were i come from like young nass i wouldnt put up with that terry mate






























stir stir stir

Shocking but funny!!