A Friend Wants Some Advice Pls i got this email from her this morning: So I'm on my own with 7 kids now. Six of the dads have left me for other men and the other one left for a circus hermaphrodite named George. The kids all hate me and their social workers. My dad would probably help me out if he took a break from the Man Utd matches and sobered up for 5 minutes. As for my mam, her and one of my sisters hustle at a casino in Newcastle - my last-ex-bar-one is their pimp. My 15-year-old sister is pregnant with her third - let's see if she gets to keep this one. I've met this really nice bloke from a fairly well-to-do background, I've met his folks and it's getting a bit serious. Haven't told him about the kids yet and now he wants to meet my family. As you can imagine, I'm a bit anxious... ...how do I confess that my dad's a Manchester United fan?
