A few jokes for you before i retire to my bed... im bored - have some jokes before i go for an early night An inventor was trying to sell his new computerised crystal ball to a marketing executive. as expected, the executive was highly sceptical. "tell you what," said the inventor, "why don't you type in a question?" the executive typed out "where is my father?" the crystal ball bleeped and blooped, and finally returned an answer:"your father is fishing in scotland." "ha!" laughed the executive, "i knew this thing was rubbish, my father has been dead 15 years!" the inventor was puzzled. "this cant be right - try asking in a different way" the exec began typing again: "where is my mother's husband?" a short bleep later and the crystal ball returned it's answer, "your mother's husband has been dead for 15 years. Your father just landed an eight pound trout." A young blonde girl walks up to a cola vending machine in a las vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops her cola. she puts in a few more coins into the machine, and another can of coke drops out. she keeps putting in coins, and sure enough, cans of coke keep coming out. a guy walks up behind her and asks to use the machine. "fuck off!" she hisses. "can't you see im winning?" whats the difference between a british soldier and an iraqi soldier? dont know? welcome to the united states air force. i'll finish up with one more. a man walks into toys-r-us and says to the sales assistant, "could you show me your barbie dolls, please?" "certainly sir," she says. "here we have fashion barbie at "15.95, vacation barbie, also £15.95, housewife barbie - thats £15.95 too - and divorcee barbie, at "215.95." the man is astonished. "why's divorcee barbie so much?" he asks. "she looks the same as the others to me." "well sir," says the assistant, "that's because divorcee barbie comes complete with ken's car, ken's house, ken's furniture, ken's dog..." you've been great, a-fankoo and goodnight *bows* :groovy:
