A blonde joke especially for Glitter Angel A young little blond girl comes back from school one evening She runs to her mum and says: Mummy today at school we learnt how to count Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! That's good, innit?" "Yes darling, very good" "Is that because I'm blond?" "Yes darling, it's because you're blond" Next day, the girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! That's good, innit?" "Yes darling, very good" "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?" "Yes darling it's because you're blond" Next day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?" "No darling, it's because you're 25"
