A biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a pub.............. in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: £2.00 HAMBURGER: £2.25 CHEESEBURGER: £2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: £3.50 HAND JOB: £50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he had the necessary payment, the biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?" The biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the wanks?" She looks into his eyes with a wide smile and purrs "Why, yes, yes, I am". The biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands pet, cause I want a cheeseburger".
