4clubbers.net http://www.4clubbers.net/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=737 some people have plenty of time on their hands
'A Generation of Teenagers Targeted by Al-Quaida Terrorist Groups' Shocking new moves by Muslim terrorists were uncovered last night by Daily Mail special investigator Moi. The terrorists, who generally masquerade as normal looking members of the public but with brown skin and/or beards, employed specialist 'cyber terrorism' techniques, believed to have been taught at Al-Quaida tarining camps in Afghanistan. This latest ploy, following a string of recent misdemeanours from the Asian community, was to subvert an internet 'clubbing' forum popular amonst English teenagers. The website, which cannot be named for legal reasons, had all of its content deleted. Youngsters logging on found, in place of the usual 'night club', or dance hall, information, a string of anti-Western propaganda, purporting to be written by Muslim terror leader Osama bin Laden. A new type of terrorism? It is this reporters belief that Muslims are deliberately targeting this particular generation as they are known to be heavily involved with the abuse of illegal drugs. As recently reported in these pages, wide-spread use of a drug called Ecstasy has gripped the pubescent population of middle class Britain. Clearly the dangers our children face are now two-fold. A Downing Street source leads us to believe moves are under way to appoint a Minister for Narcotic-related Terrorist Recruitment. The new ministry would help an already over-worked and incompetent police force crack down on Asian community leaders trying to brain-wash youngsters already under the influence of powerful mind-altering drugs. Leading academics believe Ecstasy may or may not drive the user to manic and uncontrollable changes in religion, a side effect people of ethnic descent are now putting to use it seems. The new Ministry of Narcotic-related Terrorist Recruitment will be funded in part by Lottery Grants, however the bulk of its resources are to be paid for by further stealth taxes. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police has confirmed that Ken Livingston’s office has today implemented a ‘Flag charge’. Although details are as yet unclear, it is believed to be a ‘tax’ on racist England flags, commonly seen flying from the windows of white transit vans, and other such tradesmen’s vehicles. The Mayor of London has been quoted as saying “With this measure we are in effect using racism to combat terrorism, and drug-abuse will suffer because of it. We are working towards a cleaner, whiter London for 2012”. Whilst these terrible Muslim crimes must not go unsolved, and much less unpunished, we have organized a petition to protest against further Labour stealth taxes. Please sign and return the coupon on page 7. Once we have collected 30,000 names against India and the sub-continent we will march on Westminster armed with nothing more than a flask of tea, Democracy, a Barbour jacket… and Justice.
Political satire remains strong!! The sad thing is so many of those sentences would actually appear in the Daily Fail - without a doubt the worst 'news'paper in England and quite frankly it's a fucking embarrasment that people still read it.
Would be the Daily Snail all over, the only paper which would run the headline Vitamin B12 Can Kill. 'Tis the chosen read of outraged middle England.
