3 Virgin Daughters This has probs been posted b4... > >>A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a > >>short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex > >>life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard > >>from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. > >> > >>The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The > >>card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then > >>went the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the > >>last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. > >> > >>The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,and > >>the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her > >>husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges > >>pack: "Extra Long, King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but > >>still happy for her daughter. > >> > >>The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for > >>a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a > >>whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky > >>handwriting were the words "British Airways." Mom took out her latest > >>Travel Brochure, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally > >>found the ad for British Airways. The ad said: "Three times a day, > >>seven days a week,both ways." > >>Mom fainted.
