20 things you can get away with saying at christmas... these 'office humour' emails are killing me what the hell, here ya go! 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? . 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning and finally- 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
my staunch catholic grandma has a tipple at chrimbo.....one year whilst sitting for chrimbo dinner with the rest of the family she asked if anyone wanted sex......the offer was declined politely altho everyone said they'd have more food!!!
hohohohohohohohohohohoho Ill have to remember those 20 things. Although this kid wants beef & turkey.
