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  1. dallas

    dallas stick it fuckin RIGHT OUT

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    anyone up for a sick joke thread? im bored!

    BEFORE I GET STARTED, PLEASE NOTE THESE ARE ONLY JOKES! NO NEED FOR GETTING OFFENDED!



    how do you make a gay man fuck your girlfriend?


























    shit in her cunt:wink:
    dallas, Oct 23, 2006
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    i'll get loads for you tomorrow - but i cant be bothered at the moment

    :lol:
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  4. dallas

    dallas stick it fuckin RIGHT OUT

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    A kidney dialysis machine:D
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  5. dallas

    dallas stick it fuckin RIGHT OUT

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    The Thalidomide Arms:eek: (that one's a bit harsh i'll admit:lol: )
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  6. smigs

    smigs by the sword of dobber

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    Your jokes are always harsh :lol:

    Ah but its the way ya tell em, to be sure, to be sure :p
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  7. dallas

    dallas stick it fuckin RIGHT OUT

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    smigs, thats fucking racist!

    i'll take you to court, i have evidence you know.












    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    :p :p :p :p
    dallas, Oct 23, 2006
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    What have Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common?
    They both have skid marks on their helmet

    What goes Tick Cross Cross Cross Cross Cross Cross Cross tick tick Cross Cross Cross...
    The Attendance Register at Columbine High

    Why did the Sunderland football fans go to london on 7/7?
    It was the only way they could get to see an open top bus.


    Did you hear about the cheese grater Stevie Wonder's wife got him for his birthday?
    Most violent book he's ever read.

    What were Rod Hull's last words?
    Grab hold of that fucking gutter, Emu!

    Whats black, white and starving?
    Jill Dandos cat.

    Why didn't Superman save the hostages in Iraq?
    Because he was dead, and before that he was in a wheelchair.

    Paul McCartney was being interviewed about his marriage problems. The interviewer asked "Do you think you will ever go down on one knee again"?

    He replied "I'd prefer it if you'd call her Heather".
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  9. dallas

    dallas stick it fuckin RIGHT OUT

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    What do you give a thalidomide for Christmas ?
    A T shirt and cufflinks.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  10. *Detox*

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    Here's a joke



    Why did the romans build straight roads?
    *Detox*, Oct 23, 2006
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  11. Hutch

    Hutch \o/\o/ TRANCE \o/\o/

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  12. dallas

    dallas stick it fuckin RIGHT OUT

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    Paul McCartney was being interviewed about his marriage problems. The interviewer asked "Do you think you will ever go down on one knee again"?

    He replied "I'd prefer it if you'd call her Heather".


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  13. Hutch

    Hutch \o/\o/ TRANCE \o/\o/

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    so pakis couldnt build corner shops?
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  14. dallas

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    dunno, why did the romans build straight roads?
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    :lol: :lol: :cry: :cry: Pweese dont Pweese dont
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    dallas stick it fuckin RIGHT OUT

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    heres on that should go down well in this message board. for the record, its not aimed at anyone - its just a laugh:D

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    On a swastika
    dallas, Oct 23, 2006
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  18. smigs

    smigs by the sword of dobber

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    :rofl:
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  19. smigs

    smigs by the sword of dobber

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    Dallas I take it those jokes were not out of a christmas cracker :p
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  20. dallas

    dallas stick it fuckin RIGHT OUT

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    The greyhounds wait for the hare
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  21. Hutch

    Hutch \o/\o/ TRANCE \o/\o/

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    i can see this thread turning into about 25 pages long!!:computer:
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