Help

Help

What number do i ring to report anti social behaviour? im in revels shop with the worst hangover ever and these fucking kids are running up and down the street screaming!!! told them to fuck off like but they wont, i think there dads in the pub and left them to roam the street

so im calling the poice but i dont wanna 999 it.

Throw shit at them till they fuck off or stop moving

done this.

puff

how old are they?

Well you obviously didn't throw it hard enough.

Try aiming for the head this time. And use a brick. That should shut them up

go and pay a charva 20p to kick the shit out of them?

fuck you oasis you fucking mother fucker. fucking prick hew.

Chase them wearing a michael jackson mask

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/dress-up/masks/char/m-jackson.html

Re: Help

I think you dial 222 from a landline, its the none emergency line!

Here their dad trevor will be in the lane, ruff as fuck in there!


Are they proper pasty kids like??

Re: Help

You will have your Pipe, walking stick and be a member of neighbourhood watch soon

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For when it's not an emergency

Unlucky James,

Are they paying you for looking after the shop?

you should at least get a free T-shirt..... i bet you've spent the day trying all the clothes on and vogue-ing in the mirror

where are cashworth & johnny?

rosh - cash and john are in the big smoke.


everyone else i didnt ring the police although i should have!! they were putting customers off!!!

you should have shown them what you look like when your angry ham

thats my fuck face!!