a few thoughts

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  1. crasherbiatch

    crasherbiatch BANNED

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    a few thoughts

    god gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.


    dyslexics of the world, untie!


    one night, i was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, when i suddenly said to myself, "hey. where the hell did my ceiling go?"


    I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


    as she lay there dozing next to me, one voice in my head kept saying, 'relax...you are not the 1st doctor to sleep with one of his patients' but another kept reminding me, 'howard, your a veterinarian'


    your not doing nething wrong until you get caught.


    fat people are harder to kidnap


    atheism is a non-prophet organisation


    outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend, inside of a dog, its too dark to read.


    first you forget names, then you forget faces, next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.


    (pretend your in america)
    we live in a country where john lennon takes 6 bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him, she takes not one fucking bullet. Explain that to me!
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    and to think, we went to all the trouble of makin a forum for this...:rolleyes:
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    yeah...i no,..but i got two promise boards open and posted it in the wrong window...ah well.
  5. Dr "im so crazy me"

    Dr "im so crazy me"

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    my apologies:)
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    used to be funny....

    like dexta said in another thread....

    this stuff USED to be funny.

    it aint anymore - just boring :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    Dr "im so crazy me" - wish i was as cool as u!
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    ahh my pensioner freind!! me nd phil were laughing!! and thats all important!!

    U can be as cool as us if u want! take loads of drugs get mashed and go out with minors Then and only then will u be as cool as us!

    Jambon nd Phily
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    fukkin assholes!
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    Laugh away...laugh away....am sure you find it all tres amusing....GET IN THERE!!!!! FUKKIN CLASS! :rolleyes:

    Still, do wot ya want, dont bother me, a was only trying to save yas the embarrasment..........................
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    Re: a few thoughts

    sum think about keeping your day job springs to mind
    :eek: ;)

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