Hi Everyone

Selling sexual favours to horny married housewives..

*has benC on speed dial*

He is a pilot, entrepeneur, international playboy and IT consultant. He doesn't need to drive very fast because he is already cooler than everyone else, he wears a mean knitted pullover, cleverly teamed up with this season's pointy shoes. His mild manner, friendly demeanour and bulging wallet put him top of every girl's list. He is also the envy of all men.

to think this time last year he was listening to happy hardcore and pimping his younger sister for social status.

The only thing I can put all this piss taking down to is bordem and jealusly, now I can understand bordem and I like the attention most of the time but when you keep repeating the same things over and over it gets a bit lame after a while for us educated people.

If your going to continue to try and take the piss then at least make up some new jokes

you gave aids to freddie mercury

Thats a little better but its still poor to be fair

Tut tut mate your pusing the boundries there I dont mind you taking the piss out of me but leave the rest of my family out of it please.

thats not a joke though is it

After listening to you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Again poor but your getting there

How the fuck is BenC criticising the jokes of others? He hasn't said a single funny thing since he's got here.

im not arsed mate to be honest all i come on here for is to post the reviews i post on the other boards i use and to pm a few friends. im gonna have stop posting on here soon anyway cause work has got really busy lately and I need to concentrate on that, great fun!

Nope, sign up to one messageboard and you've seen them all, and that includes all the witty third hand insults.

it's you're getting there

call yourself a genius?

why do you feel the need to post the reviews?

do you think modern society will grind to a halt if it doesnt know what you think about x-men 3?

i cant speak for the rest, but i will just about get through the day without finding out...just about mind...

No

Some people are interested in them thats why I post them and I like to talk about movies to hear other peoples opinions, I dont care if people dont like them thats there loss not mine

Why makes up new jokes? Look at how many laughs the same old ones get. No one's trying to entertain you anyway, you arrogant bastard.