The whinge thread

today i'm ANGRY

anybody wanna a fight

TLC?

just walk through gateshead town centre shoutin your all tossers. i think ull get at least ten in about 20 seconds

hell in a cell TLC

BARBWIRE HELL IN A CELL and your on!

on a side note, i'd LOVE to do one, wouldn't you? i'd proper beat myself up!

Is this wrestling banter?

My pet peeve is when ever you watch a frankie vaughan you see fit as fuck lasses everywhere doing unspeakable things to blokes and yet in real life when you pull a fit bird you never get porn star style sex. With slutty glances and reveal all posses and positions.

I WANT PORN STAR STYLE SEX GOD DAMM IT!!

I hate the fact that I have no money therefore I need to physically get down on my bedroom floor and LOOK for any silver coins that come into sight to try and scrounge one bottle of reef from spoons tonight.

I hate the fact that I am meant to be doing work for a certain someone even though it is 1p an hour to do something highly shit and they have not yet got back to me therefore rage shall be issued immediately in email form.

I hate the fact that I have to sit near some absolute FREAKS in the 6th form common room who have long hair, speak american and wrestle on the floor so I have to physically LIFT my leg (im not in a fucking workout here) to get over their stinking SWEATY freak bodies when really all I wanna do is stamp my large wellington boot down on their thick soft skulls and hear them YELP in pain.

I hate the fact my mum is going out for the day when she KNOWS my room is messy and needs tidying for gods sake woman tidy my fucking room you lazy pig!

I also hate the fact that my grandma is at my house so everytime I go in I get a full check over and usally a look of disgust...yes I am a slob grandma who sits in her pyjamas all day eating a block of cheese and GLADLY drinking the milk out the carton. I shall do this in your face followed by a large burp as punishment for your cheek. No I dont tidy my own room, yes im doing shit at school and NO grandma I shall not clean up the water I leave all over the bathroom floor when I get out the shower!!

HARDCORE STYLE... not for you TA drop outs ¬

Is this that 'pretend' sport thats on sky one?

lasses wanna MAKE LOVE.

Blokes want to FUCK.

it's just life

not our fault you are sleeping with a sack of potatoes tbf

SKY SPORTS ACTUALLY ..i think...not seen any for yonks... ITS ON A SPORTS CHANNEL - SO IT MUST BE




fuck..i sound like Moi...


Kill me now... someone...

go to ikon, ull probs get some there. but ull b leavin with unwanted virus n all

@ Jess

its a date

why don't you just get a good contract? with free texts etc? Vodafone do some fab contracts!


I've just been put on (in my final year...typical) the student contract where i get unlimited texts (with in reason ie no more than 3000 lol) and 200 free mins, with Stop the clock for £30

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