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  1. Spike From GG

    Spike From GG

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    Joke...

    A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.

    Eventually a Japanese man answers...
    "Harro", he says.

    "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.

    "I bin on toiret" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

    "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

    "I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Japanese man.

    "Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me...Where's your wheely bin?"

    "OK, OK", says the Japanese guy. "I wheely bin having a wank".
    Spike From GG, Feb 9, 2006
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  3. d4rud3

    d4rud3 Registered User

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    Think everyone must of heard that joke years ago


    well done for trying tho :up:
    d4rud3, Feb 9, 2006
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  4. StupidRob

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    I got one..

    Why did the little girl fall off the roundabout?


    Cos she had two Jeremy Beadle hands
    StupidRob, Feb 9, 2006
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Giles, Feb 9, 2006
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  6. StupidRob

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    Why did the clown fall off the swing?


    Cos I hit him in the face with an axe
    StupidRob, Feb 9, 2006
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Smog, Feb 9, 2006
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    :lol:
    trance_fan, Feb 9, 2006
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  9. StupidRob

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    Another....

    A disgustingly awfull woman walks into a shop with two kids in tow.

    The shop assistant turns to the hag and says - 'excuse me but are they twins'

    'No' replies the woman 'one is 6 the other is 10, why do you ask?'

    The assistant replies - 'Cos I couldn't believe that anybody would want to fuck you twice'

    and

    How did the boy with no bones get to the fair?

    In a bucket
    StupidRob, Feb 9, 2006
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  10. andy_rocks

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    Owned by darude :lol:

    Genius :lol:
    andy_rocks, Feb 9, 2006
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    Just what I was thinking. :lol: :lol:
    GeordieLee, Feb 9, 2006
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  12. Spike From GG

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    how pathetic are you sunshine, you got your todger out whilst typing this shit with 1 hand, ya sad fuck wit.
    Spike From GG, Feb 9, 2006
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    Think about what u type before you question anyone sunshine:)
    d4rud3, Feb 9, 2006
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  14. Spike From GG

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    always do petal, proper cliqeuy you lot aren't ya!

    i mean jump on the guy form the GG board cos he's from the GG board, whoop whoop, let's have a field day!!

    hahaha, :lol:

    wonder why there's a complete lack of posting on here, no fucker get's a chance to be accepted!

    :up:
    Spike From GG, Feb 9, 2006
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  15. d4rud3

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    Petal :lol: :lol: What are you a back door breaker
    d4rud3, Feb 9, 2006
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  16. Spike From GG

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    Fuck me your original, seems to be the flavour on here like!!
    Spike From GG, Feb 9, 2006
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    No just dont want to be called Petal by lads:p
    d4rud3, Feb 9, 2006
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  18. Spike From GG

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    good, it was meant as a condescending term. petal


    :wink: :D
    Spike From GG, Feb 9, 2006
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  19. Smog

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    darude's not in any cliques on here :lol:

    you're gonna get ripped cos its not as if you've kept ya gob shut is it, nowt to do with gg ;)
    Smog, Feb 9, 2006
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  20. Spike From GG

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    haha, i've hardly been ripped man!!

    like i said before, give as good as you get.
    Spike From GG, Feb 9, 2006
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  21. Smog

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    :up:

    although i'd watch your step now, darude's on your ass :eek: :laugh:
    Smog, Feb 9, 2006
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