*** Cyber Ted In Police Record Shock ***

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  1. Talon

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    *** Cyber Ted In Police Record Shock ***

    SHOCKING NEWS IS COMING IN THAT OUR VERY OWN ROLE MODEL TO KIDS. "CYBER TED" WAS INVOLVED IN A TUSSLE WITH THE POLICE OUTSIDE OF THE REPUBLIC NIGHTCLUB IN SHEFFIELD LAST NIGHT.



    THE TERRIBLE SCENES THAT LEFT ONE YOUNG BYSTANDER IN TEARS WILL LEAVE YOU NUMB WITH SHOCK!!!



    IT ALL BEGAN WHEN "CYBER TED" WHIPPED OUT HIS TACKLE AND RELIEVED HIMSELF AGAINST A WALL IN FULL VIEW OF A POLICE VAN.



    REPORTS ARE VAGUE BUT IT SEEMS THE "BABY FACED ASSASSIN" WAS GIVEN A CAUTION FOR URINATING IN PUBLIC!!!!





    OMG!!!
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    lmao@cyberted

    Eeee u naughty boy. :D
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    aaaauw my god thats so fukkin funny

    cyberted u amaze me!
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    im not suprised 2 b honest! lol :p
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    but at least he didnt nearly get locked in a garage as i did wen i went 4 a wee wee b4 promise!
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    Hahahaha! lmfao! :D

    Am shocked! Is this the new mature ted coming out post 18th birthday!? ;) :p
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    It wasn't funny at the time, we thought he was getting locked up for good! :D :D :D
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    i must say i thought it was the stupidest thing to be cautioned for she said u should have didd it in a dark place i did!! fookin twats!!

    talon ur like a fookn newspaper it wasnt all that bad ididnt just whip it out i did it with style out of the public eye!!!

    aye must say thought lil ted was gone for good!! :(

    but what twats eh!!!

    :confused:

    have police got nothing better to do on a sat nite in fookn sheffield!! i dont know!!

    :mad:
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    we not that lucky! hehehe :p
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    eeeeeeeeeee pee wee lmao naughty naughty lol :D :D
  12. Talon

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    Bystanders said they heard Ted say to the office "Its from all the beer I drank........."
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    Cyberted...

    CYBERBIFF!

    lmfao :p
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    lmao!! well it was two liters of cider on the train and 4 pints in howard!! then 30 mins queing!! whiuch resulted in me needing to go!!!!

    so i did!!

    :p
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    wikidness!!! naughty boy teddy!!!!!
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    LMAO this could have only happened to cyberted. :p

    Tis funny now but at the time I was rather pissed off. What fookin wankers the police can be. There's a dodgey as fook looking bloke selling pills right in front of them and they fookin hassle lee for havin a piss!!!!

    Tis madness!!!! :confused: :confused: :confused:
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    Lee our very own CyberBeerCriminal ...class

    this is how it starts, one day pissing in the street next he'll be raiding banks to support his promise and cider addictions
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    LMFAO!!!! surley that isnt the next step after being cautiooned for having a tinkle!!

    it is a cider addiction like i must say!!!

    :p
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    THIS THREAD DESERVES TO LIVE AGAIN :lol:
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    hahaha totally forgot bout this!! should have been left in the murky archives tho ya twat!!

    ;)

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