Who would win in a fight between....

Who would win in a fight between....

Spiderman and Batman?

was meant to be a poll but never mind.

I vote Batman.

Batman.

He has Robin and Batgirl to help him out if the going gets tough

chuck norris

No assistants are allowed in battle. For example if Captain Planet was involved he couldnt call upon his planeteers

lmao

Batman still his parents were killed

Don't be silly Chuck doesn't even exist

haha its chuck 'fuckin' norris, just trying to let you escape a roundhouse kick to the face

Spiderman ! every time !

Batman can utility belt right off ! :evil:

I don't know if being an orphan would make a difference. But Batman has a whole host of gadgets to use in battle that clearly makes him supreme. I didn't like Spiderman that much anyway...

He has a chip on his shoulder...

Hmmm...

No, if batman wasn't an orphan he wouldn't be Batman. It's part of how he became who he is and it shouldn't be a liability

Yes a very random thread. Just wanted to entertain myself for the last 10 minutes of a boring day at work.

Have a nice evening all!!!

He has no super powers apart from the fact hes a rich fucker ! If hed been a poor orpahan he would never have been batman so no orphanage has nowt to with it ! all he has are the gadgets and money ! Spiderman has the superpowers and if he can kick venoms ass bat bitch should be a pushover !

Spiderman is an orphan too.
Batman is only human too , spiderman wud own him lol

Spidermans a puff, he couldn't cope with Batmans 'Bat Utilty Belt'

Batman with Robin's help.

"Robin: "Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!"
Batman: "I wasn't scared in the least."
Robin: "Not at all?"
Batman: "Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?"
Robin: "Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!"
Batman: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure."



Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"
Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin."



Batman: "What took you so long, Batgirl?"
Batgirl: "Rush hour traffic, plus all the lights were against me. And you wouldn't want me to speed, would you?"
Robin: "Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!"
Batman: "Rules are rules, Robin. But you do have a point."



Dick: "Awww, heck! What's the use of learning French anyway?"
Bruce: "Dick, I'm surprised at you! Language is the key to world peace. If we all spoke each other's tongues, perhaps the scourge of war would be ended forever."
Dick: "Gosh, Bruce, yes. I'll get these darn verbs if they kill me!"

Robin: "How about rushing the place, Batman?"
Batman: "Shh. I think not, Robin. All they've done so far is stolen a few items, attempted to kill you, me, and Batgirl. No, I think they plan something really big."




defo batman

Robin, looking at Batgirl: "You know something, Batman?"
Batman: "What's that, Robin?"
Robin: "She looks very pretty when she's asleep."
Batman: "I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum."