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  1. Aaron!

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    Joke

    There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their 15 year old daughters.

    The Englishman says " I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes".

    The Scotsman says " That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

    With that the Irishman says " Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock."


    Ill get my coat.....:lol:
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  3. Basic Instinct

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    :lol: haha
  4. M.C.E

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    JOKE NUMBER II

    Whats black and runs into radiators?














































    Jordans Kid :laugh:
  5. Aaron!

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    Re: JOKE NUMBER II

    Take your shit jokes out of my thread :tut:
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Re: Re: JOKE NUMBER II

    :upyours:
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    Marc I dont get ur joke? Why radiators?
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    He's blind
  11. Aaron!

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    Jordans babys blind so he will be running about and not see it and run into it.

    Like i said he needs to take his shit joke out of my thread :p
  12. ManofScience

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    thats so wrong.... :lol:
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    first joke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Plus oil runs through into radiators to make them hot and oil is black :D
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    :rofl:

    I can't stop laughing.. that jordan joke is sooooooo wrong..
    :laugh: :lol:

    Like the first 1 too :up:
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    no wonder i didn't get the jordan joke, the first time i read it i skimmed thru and thought it said jordans tits :lol: :lol:
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    errrrr no
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    a man & his daughter went to the zoo..

    they walked past the 1st cage it had nothing in

    they walked past the 2nd cage it had nothing in

    they walked past the 3rd cage it had a dog in




















    it was a zhitsu :lol:
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    eh? :lol: :lol:

    You mean water.
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    Poor little Harvey, Black, Blind and a fat pudding. But worst of all Peter Andre is your step dad.
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    aww thats shocking. hes overweight cos of the medication hes on. thats like making fun of a cancer patient for having no hair or summit. Nowt worse than a bad taste joke! :lame:

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