Searches at Gods

Miller told me on msn he was gonna plug shit loads of gear so the dogs sniff his arse then the copper coletrickles him

This comes as no surprise to me.

Coletrickling

So you had stuff rammed up your arse before you even got anywhere near the arena?

surely you dont need to resort to shoving stuff up your arse, im sure just putting it in your bra or underwear will do

at the 2000 gods in newc i never saw them search ne1, but at Gods at the MEN this year they physically body searched all 5,000 people! Stood in the Q for about an hr! It was pointless too, my mate was asked to open her bag - she had about 10pills inside, they just looked in and went ok.

an u may get one or two hacky looks if u started hooping ursel in the queue.....

The search i got at last years GK at the arena was really thorough! Not sure how much use the dogs were but the search i got was definately done properly.

However when i went to the M.E.N this year i could have been a walking time bomb and those cretins they called security would never have noticed. All they seemed to do was make it LOOk like they were searching everyone but they never even checked my pockets after asking me to empty them.

It's odd because at GKGG 04 I got a proper search like the arena, but this year's search was a pretty shy effort in comparison. Maybe i have my rough looking days

I'd rather risk a few people looking at me funny than walk around for ages with something jammed up my hoob

No wonder you lost them!

Yeah strip searching sucks. (Not literally)

Just put them in a bag then wrap it in cling film and put them in your knickers - easy!
Having said that, I still always freak out at the sight of sniffer dogs.

Oh and I always thought blokes cellotaped them in between their meat and 2 veg? I guess if they sweat it might come off though.

iv just found out this week that you cant be searched between your arsecheeks... they cant even do this in jail or at the police station now even if u r caught in possession...... its all down to European human rights


I bet the pigs are fucking GUTTED

What so when they have you stripped down to your crystal balls they won't tell you to turn around and squat?

thats right mate those days have gone one of my mates just got out of the big house last week and told me, the cops are fucked

It's a shame this modification wasn't in place a year ago :evil: