Its not hard to make a woman happy ....

Its not hard to make a woman happy ....

..... a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passion ate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Hand over the remote.




Oldie but still, so so true

Is good tongue action not in there?

Would that not be covered in num 14?!

Re: Its not hard to make a woman happy ....

Not necessarily cos some of yous are spiteful cunts who only want the tongueing and noot else (not in any way speaking from experience mind)

But that just makes us want the rest .... :blush:

Not if yous dont know when to stop us. Cos if we go too far and finish the job yous end up 'too sensitive' so we have to find our own means of pleasuring and find a landing pad.

This is far too risque. Im stopping now.

Anyhoo we have an awfuly hard job keeping you's happy I agree with that

you missed out the part that u need a big cock.


















nee wonder our las is always in a huff with me.!!!!!!

That can't be the reason that girls huff.....I'm always in the bad books and I'm hung like................

tis not the size that matters....... or is that the standard excuse the lady gives when you have done a shit job ?!?!

think so mate. i get that line all the time

I don;t have a g/f so I don't have to hear it half as much

i keep telling myself i will get better with practice, but think im gonna have to just face it.

















im a sex god and the chicks dig it!!!

i wish

Re: Its not hard to make a woman happy ....

Pay the bills.
Buy her something new every time you have a night out.
Not ignore her when she is speaking to you.
Don't wipe your knob on her leg.

Recipe for a good relationship.

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