Pet Hates

bigg market slappers

agreed thats fucking total piss bag that

Speed cameras in places that dont fucking need them!!!

The ones that are blatantly only there for the police to make £££ :evil:

Police on a power trip :evil: And bouncers who have no sense of humour.

anyone who has no sense of humour

But police or bouncers especially otherwise you end up getting locked up next to a load of screaming old drunk men or getting kicked in the bollocks and nutted in the teeth.

I have far too many to list I just hate everything.

arrogant and ignorant people! There is no need! :evil:

nutted in the teeth!!

When you're in town walking down the street and the person in front of you randomly stops so you walk into the back of them! Or they do it in the supermarket and you push the trolley into the back of them and then they give you the evils!!


People who take everything you say to heart, or people who totally twist your words.


There'll be loads more than that, but that's all I can think of just now :fart:

When you bite into a succulent tasty crispy bacon sandwich and a piece of shitty grizzly fat gets wedged in your throat and makes you want to repeatedly vomit...that pisses me off quite a bit

Warm beer

i hate that too!

i HATE waiting :evil:

i want everything ten seconds before i even think i want it

oh and queue's :evil: :evil: :evil:

people in club toilets asking what your on!!!:evil: :evil:

Re: Pet Hates

Been swimming today and thought of another pet hate- people who swim in the 'medium' lane when blatently they should be in the 'slow' or 'fast' lane! Get sick of being kicked in the face by old biddies or swam over the top of my 'serious swimmers' (ie: nose peg, goggles and swim cap) doing front crawl!!:evil:

My brother in general is a pet hate!

Arsey Auld people .. some can be fine but you get others who just really get on my wick ... you know the ones they walk towards you in groups of four and head directly at you rather than around even tho your virtually licking the wall !

Then they go on the road with those motorised scooter things . aaaarrrrrgggghhhh:evil:

Oh and people who do nothing but moan about how bad they have it (constantly )

you'll grow to love him jess my big bro used to be well mean to me when I was little, but one day I got well pissed off and smack him in the face and broke his nose.

He wasn't mean to me after that, and I love him to bits now.

Not saying you should smack him in the face though, he might not take it aswell as my brother, and may deform you

warm beer/French ham/last orders the list goes on