Things To Do Before You Die....

visit the goonies house in oregon USA. re-enact the truffle shuffle.

pilot a helicopter
shoot someone in combat
drive amazing cars round mint tracks
attack something using a challenger 2
own an amazing mansion
have a week long party
gan to ibiza with all my mates again

theres week long parties all over washington!

aye but im not liked by the washy massive.

i should have had me own week long party this week while mother and father are in corfu

who doesnt like ya like?? what ya done? you been dissing us down seahm?

Why cause we've both been in the forces?

There maybe other "things" too :laugh:

like what

nah not really, all started when i got into an argument with someone popular on here, then everyone joined in and ripped me. been a downhill spiral since then. plus i got ripped just for being oasis's mate.

do a girl up the wrong'un


my lass is having absolutely none of it though

pmsl

before i die i wud love to go to the playboy mansion.

theres a simple sum for that one

drink - inhibitions + poppers = loss of anal sphincter integrity

me bringing a bottle of poppers into the bedroom = instant finishing

tut tut. covert ops are called for. open a bottle, pour some on a plate and warm it up and hide it on your window sill or somewhere out of sight. obviously gettin her mortal first so by this time she cant give a fuck what that rank chlorine smell is, while all the time her arsehole has expanded enough for you to engage in some pot holeing. winning ploy

veteran

god i hope she doesnt read this

aye, you'd probs be the one getting fucked in the arse if she found out.