worst experience with ur neighbours?

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  1. Guest

    worst neighbour

    it was just b4 xmas 2ooo & i got my drive block paved. nowt wrong with that u might think but a few weeks later a letter dropped thru my letter box from a firm of solicitors who asked me 2 take up the drive because i was half a fuckin inch on his land.. the fuckwit. they have just moved from the house which has cheered me up no end.
    later people......
  2. crasherkid

    crasherkid Registered User

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    lol.. that guy sounds so lame!! :lol:
    wkd 1st post :D
  3. Guest

    worst neighbour

    and the neighbours on the other side of me r pally pally with my soon 2 b ex-wife. they report all the goings on 2 her. what time i go out, what time i get in, who comes round, what time i go 4 a shit etc. they r starting 2 do my head in. life is a bitch & then u marry one.
    everything u go thru in life u learn from.
    but hey ho theres always people worse off than yourself.
  4. Fluffy Kitten

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    that would drive me mad being in that situation!!!
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    that was a canny funny night like seqouia,

    Ive just got new neighbours....... weeeeee, one of which is tres fit methinks, but i dont know if shes visitin or lives there yet! The other side (the ones that are attached) are deaf-ish, they never were when we 1st moved in...... strange that like??:spangled: :spangled:
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    Lionel Richie Registered User

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    you were probabley mixin that tune tom was on about to loud

    (put it in my arse):lol:
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    We'll they werent my neighbours but...

    I am looking after my friends house, and on saturday I came in a bit worse for wear, set the alarm off etc made a loads of noise then crashed out. Next morning couldnt find the keys anywhere, searched the house from top to bottom but nothing! I ended up calling a lock smith out which cost me a mint and changed the locks only to find that the next door neighbour had found the keys and not bothered to give me them back all day, they must of seen the lock smith arrive and everything, but the neighbours dont like my mate whos house it is cos we always have the decks on really load, so think they just did it for spite. Even so, teaches me not to get so bloody drunk.:rolleyes:
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    you'll not loose them again

    that is a cool tale....
    when i was at the pub watching newcastle - arsenal in the fa cup. my fuckin' ex-wife decided 2 gain access to my house, by way of a locksmith, and she took a shit load of things, i didnt even change the alarm code because i thought even she couldn't b that nasty, but u r a funny breed.
    i had 2 change my locks, front and back, and it was not cheap. in case she had kept a set 4 herself. which is not unherd of where u women r concerned.
    100+ quid it fuckin cost me. the fuckin bitch.
    later people.
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    twats or what

    me and my kid went out on the lash last night. i got back to my place and i was shit-faced. i opened the front door and forgot my alarm code.

    the alarm was going off when this twat across from me decided to stick his ore in. he said " turn that fuckin thing off "
    i said i was pissed and couldnt remember the code. so he
    punched me in the face. i got up and twated him back,
    the fuckin numb nut. he went back inside and called the police.

    they came and stayed for a bit and just as the were leaving i remembered the code. so i had a very peacefull night.
    i must b lucky 2 have great neighbors.....................unlucky more like









































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    askin me for a fight when hes bout 60 year old :eek: :lol: :rolleyes:
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    We used to have really strange neighbours, both of them had spent time in a mental institution,then he killed himself...then she fell asleep in bed with a tab and burnt the house down. I was rudely awakened at midnight by a troop of firemen...was horrible experience. As if that wasn't bad enough, when she finally moved back in she flooded the place and then killed herself aswell.
    Seriously.
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    when i was little this old couple used to live next door to me, i got a fe3w mates round and we were baking cakes. it was a hot sunny day and the old lady was sittin outside. after baking the cake we gave the old later some. two weeks later she was dead. i dont know if we killed her.

    my neighbours are shit and posh and moody anyway.

    nice thread.
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    causing anarchy!
    What type of cake was it...?
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    a big white mountain on my kitchen bench...me covered in white stuff, neighbours called police and smartie is in a mess in my garden...:lol:
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    It includes a 15 year old Columbian School gril (in uniform), one angry mother & a broom!

    Im not kiding!
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    I've told you before bout messing round with the columbians :D
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    forty + more like

    all the neighbours around me r all in there 40s. its a respectable area where i live, and i am constantly have parties which pisses them off no end.

    but who give a fuck.
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    nodding off in the back room
    all of my neighbours are all normal........
    but as for my mates house well thats a different story.
    She has sum really strange neighbours, quite a few of them seem to have themed gardens- one garden is themed like the seaside with a red life ring thingy and a massive plastic lobster and wind chimes nd stuff like that. And there is this other garden which has loads ov gnomes cemented to the garage roof. And there's this old woman who lives next door to her who pretends she's deff.
    Then there's her other next door neighbour who sing's at the top of his voice at stupid times in the morning waking everyone up and we once had to take him to hospital cos he was really pissed nd sliced his finger open.
    :lol:

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