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    Sound advice...recruit

    some good advice for the ladies - don't wait 'til u 40 - start recruiting now

    One Woman's Search for Love

    When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend...
    When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.

    When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.

    When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him.
    He always got mad, he did impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious guy with his feet planted


    firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.


    I am now 40, and I'm looking for a guy with a big willy.
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