Cunning Parents

Cunning Parents

Whilst sitting down to 2 slices of Hovis "Crusty" Toast and a class of milk this morning my mam said " By the way Dan, your gonna have to find your own way to bowling on Sunday as Me and your dad are going away for the weekend".

This i'm overjoyed about but, the fact they waited till i had NEE COIN @ ALL and waited till the last minute to tell me must mean they don't want me having a party...............................................AYE RIGHTO

Does anyone else have cunning/sly parents?

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yeah i have, answer = get your own house mate,

i bought a house in nov last year, BEST thing i ever did.

my parents used to do things like that all the time,

1, leaving there mobile and ACCIDENTLY leaving it
2, getting random neighbours to come round randomly at 6,7,8,9,10,11 pm at night

cant think of the other tricks but parents are twats...

Mine do that. It's not that they wait till I'm skint, although my money only lasts me friday and saturday but i dont let them know that. I remember one of the the last times they went up to the caravan, I didnt find out they were going until I was in the car with them on the way to work at 6pm and my sister mentioned it. If she hadn't I think i'd have only got the message when I returned home to an empty house. It makes it worse for them tho cos being skint and unorganized I have to phone through as many people as possible to see who can bring a load of drinks and :chill: my way and they all end up coming half the time.

Isn't it a bastard

Mine isn't that bad like

Plus can't afford me own kip until me debts are salted!

Still.........................ROLL ON THE NEET!

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i wudnt know they r always out at the pub

my ma and da do the same all the time mate.

They may have been cunning this time, roll on 3 weeks today/tommorrow though Dan :chill:

Parents certainly keep you on your toes, mine do for sure, but luckily they seem to concentrate on my yonger brothers rather than me these days

I get a "few" reminders that i owe me mam money when she's about

If she has a point she will let me know like

Best i have had was when she said she was going to the South Of France for a holiday, i was sound with it cos i had house to myself and that and it was only she she'd left wi her lad that i realised that she'd gone in the car to France to see Metz Vs NUFC in the UEFA Cup - bitch !!

Nevermind i got loads of drink outa it cos the boot was filled with them french shitty lager's, pissed on two i think i was then

Berthaz return

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you always have parties....Marley is brining some cans around! Oh and ya bloody flip flops! I was going to Ebay them!

Is this instead of the weekend they were meant to be having in a few weeks??

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Ya better not have they are my fave's
I had a feeling marley wouldn't have been allowed to knock about with me anymore after friday performance
Will you be coming to mine @ some poin young lady

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Move Out!!!! how old are ya

with super strong ingredients :chill:

Oh no my fine friend! They depart for the shores of Italy on Aug 5th

Dan's Palace of Love will be open for one full english week

Class!! Whats happening at urs tomorrow?

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22! I can't afford to move out yet! The year after next i should be salted

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I know you are lucky I am letting him out tonight! Them flip flops are well nice on though! (not that they fit)

Yeah I dare say at some point my ickle pretty face will make an apperance!

:beer: :chill: :drunk: :bonkers: :finger: