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  1. fran

    fran *****Fighting Star *****

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    shit....................literally!!!!!!!!

    New people move to flat upstairs with their one dog and 3 cats a couple of weeks ago.

    Since then they have aquired a new housemate, 3 more dogs and have left the cats to live outside in the shared back yard.

    There's shit everywhere and the cats have been in and out of our flat, even jumping through the windows and one of them has just shat on my bed. Lovely:(

    I like animals but this is just taking the PISS:evil: :cry:
    fran, Jul 10, 2005
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  3. paul

    paul Registered User

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    put the shit through their door and see if they get the hint :D
    paul, Jul 10, 2005
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  4. Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct Registered User

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    Its legal to shoot a cat if its in your garden :up:
    Basic Instinct, Jul 10, 2005
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  5. mr.K

    mr.K motherfucker

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    if it shat on my bed id beat the shit out of it
    mr.K, Jul 10, 2005
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  6. magicpaul

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    :lol: do they complain about the noise tho?! :wink:
    magicpaul, Jul 10, 2005
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    surely the council can do something... that could be unhealthy.

    take some photo's as evidence... just make sure no one finds them or you'll get a reputation for being into scat :eek: :lol:
    Smog, Jul 10, 2005
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  8. Jess C

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    is it?! Liar...isnt it illegal to have a gun?
    Jess C, Jul 10, 2005
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  9. Aaron!

    Aaron! Coming soon...

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    Thats not good.

    Kick the ***** if they come in your house again, If not i will next time im at yours :p
    Aaron!, Jul 10, 2005
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  10. fran

    fran *****Fighting Star *****

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    Haven't had any parties since they moved in, but guess it's pay back time:p :lol: :lol:
    fran, Jul 10, 2005
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  11. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Not a high powered Air rifle like this:

    [​IMG]

    :D
    M.C.E, Jul 10, 2005
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    what would you do if someone shot and killed your pet?

    its not funny is it?

    fool.
    blur, Jul 10, 2005
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  13. Basic Instinct

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    a random cat coming into her flat and shitting on her bed isnt really that much of a giggle either is it?
    Basic Instinct, Jul 10, 2005
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    Smog, Jul 10, 2005
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  15. fran

    fran *****Fighting Star *****

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    Not really the cats fault tbf though:p

    Anyway all cleaned up now:)
    fran, Jul 10, 2005
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  16. Jess C

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    Since you nearly cried when I told Pike to chop off the dogs head youve got no room to try and act like rocky :)
    Jess C, Jul 10, 2005
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  17. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    you absolute tool...

    it was a joke.

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    M.C.E, Jul 10, 2005
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  18. loopyloosy

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    write them a note explaining what has happened, attatch net curtains to your windows then the cats shouldnt come in/get stuck, also, pour bleach on the bit nearest where they walk out - cats loooooove bleach, and that way, they will concentrate all their toilet efforts in one place.

    loooosys top tip #25

    Next week - how to make your own face masks
    loopyloosy, Jul 10, 2005
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  19. Basic Instinct

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    a dog wouldnt randomly jump through your bedroom window and shit everywhere :)
    Basic Instinct, Jul 10, 2005
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    im up for annoyin your neighbours fran :up: they aint half weird :spangled:

    train crashes comin soon ;) :laugh:
    *missy*, Jul 11, 2005
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    aye they look like pagans your neighbours francis

    get slash doing his pots and pans set

    or we could set jon onto the woman ;)
    linzi, Jul 11, 2005
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