Up The Duff!?!?!?!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mr.K, Jul 5, 2005.

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)

  1. kelkay

    kelkay Registered User

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2003
    Messages:
    1,193
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Under your bed!!!!
    No way can she find out if she is pregas after 2 days like thats crazy talk that like!:rolleyes: :lol:
  2. Congay

    Congay Registered User

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2002
    Messages:
    19,981
    Likes Received:
    435
    Africans dont know what a condon is. Just ceck out the AID stats :lol:

    GOD WILL KEEP ME SAFE FROM HIV!!
  3. Freddy Flintoff

    Freddy Flintoff WE MISS YOU JOHN

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2004
    Messages:
    5,651
    Likes Received:
    0
    what is a condon? and what is AID ???:spangled: :spangled: :spangled: :spangled:
  4. John Pepper

    John Pepper

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2003
    Messages:
    61
    Likes Received:
    0
    Its ok, don’t think you can catch it from a finger up your arse:wink:
  5. scruf

    scruf Registered User

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2002
    Messages:
    9,672
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Islington, London
    which makes me suspect as to whether shes a plant... a cardiac nurse would know that you have to wait a lot longer than 2 days...

    also why does she never talk about her work? its a pretty impressive occupation, savng lives day in, day out..

    i smell a rat..
  6. Swana

    Swana Registered User

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2002
    Messages:
    1,629
    Likes Received:
    2
    yeah they keep going on about this actors or possible plants being in there... which is fine.

    But what would anyone gain from it? I dont understand, yes I'm an actor, put here to wind u up!?
    Dont see the point.......
  7. Guest

    what if shes found out she is pregnant from an earlier sex session.

    one befoe she went in to the house??
  8. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2001
    Messages:
    11,310
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    "Aye you look arsed like"
    Aye she's meant to be a Virgin as well :eek:

    She'd of had more cock ends than weekends her man :down:
  9. Þ€tè®*

    Þ€tè®* Registered User

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2003
    Messages:
    13,605
    Likes Received:
    3
    more pricks than a dart board :up:
  10. kelkay

    kelkay Registered User

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2003
    Messages:
    1,193
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Under your bed!!!!

    Yes get in peter mate!:lol:
  11. Þ€tè®*

    Þ€tè®* Registered User

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2003
    Messages:
    13,605
    Likes Received:
    3
    :lol: :D
  12. ellielou

    ellielou Registered User

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2003
    Messages:
    393
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Up there with the angels !
    Of course they had sex ! Thats why anthony got up early with her the morning after to clarify and get their stories straight !

    Wot a joke !!

    Shes said that she 'could be pregnant' which means....

    either: shes not on the pill, obviously they didnt use a condom, so technically if she doesnt have her next period....she could be pregnant.....

    or: she knows that she is on the pill and she couldnt possibly be pregnant and shes just makin it up cos she knows it makes gud tv !

    Im betting on the last one !!! :rolleyes:
  13. Lulu

    Lulu Registered User

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2002
    Messages:
    4,042
    Likes Received:
    0
    jesus, can you get preggas from holding hands with someone like?


    the way she was talking the other night when she was saying anth was asking if she'd cum was as if she thought that if 2 people having sex both cum the u must b preggas


    stupid cow...she's not even due on her period so what exactly makes her think she could be preggas?

    does she feel like she has a baby growing inside her:lol:

    she's sick
  14. linzi

    linzi Registered User

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2004
    Messages:
    4,769
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    @ the bandstand
    i hope she is up the duf stupid f**king b**ch for not using anything

    i hope she has the clap aswell mayy aswell have a diseaesd c**t as well as been an irritaing one

    pathetic
  15. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2001
    Messages:
    11,310
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    "Aye you look arsed like"
    :lol: :eek:
  16. linzi

    linzi Registered User

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2004
    Messages:
    4,769
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    @ the bandstand
    well she is though
  17. Conway

    Conway helmet Staff

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2003
    Messages:
    11,569
    Likes Received:
    521
    Location:
    Newcastle
    Thats not as good as a lass I used to sixth form with...

    She thought that if you didn't have sex for sixth months you got your virginity back :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I doubt she's a virgin, it's more likely to be the equivalent of throwing a sausage down northumberland street :D
  18. Lulu

    Lulu Registered User

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2002
    Messages:
    4,042
    Likes Received:
    0
    ha ha ha ha

    if that was the case i would have lost my virginity a few times now:lol:
  19. Conway

    Conway helmet Staff

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2003
    Messages:
    11,569
    Likes Received:
    521
    Location:
    Newcastle
    well, the same girl thought you could get pregnant from oral sex and couldn't spell her own name... :D :lol:
  20. Ruth

    Ruth Registered User

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2002
    Messages:
    20,536
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Hoochie Mamma
    nah thats just your hair grandpa!

Share This Page