First Dates??

I know i cant wait for some ugly goat to pop my cherry

I would ask you but i dont want my first time to be with a ming mong

1st dates are fecking awful unles sit works alrite...i'm hoping mine from the other night will!

Agreed!

you're just waiting 'til I perfect my 'bowling ball' technique

with a bit of practice you could be up to 4 fingers and a thumb by Christmas, beating your current personal best

anal intrusion AND bestiality

that's a cracking CV you've got there Trick

whats it got to do with my curriculum ??? You must put some strnage stuff on your CV HRH the pricness of Ugly stick

what, like spelling?

No i would not put spelling on a CV

I would love to see your CV

I can spell
I have sex

Even i would give you a job

I wouldn't if I were you, stick with what you know, getting it ripped out of you by Pikey and failing miserably in any form of on board debate.

I hope nobody realises all this mockery hides the fact I am madly in love with Trickle but realise I am batting WAY out of my league



although he potentially has had the ugly stick up his arse I admire his kind nature, anyone who wears that many wristbands must give a lot to charidee

and we speak with the same beautiful East Durham twang

how long do you make her wait before she can stick 4 fingers up your arse?

Ermmm about a week normally, how long do wait before coming up with new gags??? Several years ???

hahah dont worry one day i may get sick of good looking girls and give mongers like you a chance, and i dont wear wristbands sweetie they are soooooo Q1 2005

I reckon that happened a lot time ago hun

The only chance I'd want from you is an 100 metres head start

Hmm the old editing what im saying trick...

Your vendetta is getting quite boring now so i will leave you too it eh ???