Get in Just been out in the back garden for a J before bed! And found my dad and neigbour absolutely mortal! My dad is drinking a bottle of red wine (out the bottle) and my neigbour a bottle of white! Me pops is trying to unscrew an electric hedge cutter (in the pitch dark) as he has just sawed through the wire When i asked him how it happened he told me "Me and shawn had been trying to use it as a chainsaw and cut up bits and bobs in the garden and then we were gonna build a fuck off fire in this" Then pointed to the Patio Warmer thing! They did manage however, to hack up the three "For Sale" & "Sold" signs Me, Mick and Maitland nicked about a fortnight ago. Mint role models.. :chill:
Gotta love the rents when they're pissed.. Unfortuantely for me when mine get drunk they always seem to wanna talk about their past sexual exploits. Not the hottest topic of conversation if you ask me..
