Best joke ever... As told to me today by a custumer who as it turns out is a Maggie and here it goes - If you take the "S" from Sunderland and replace it with a "B" you get Bunderland.. And that was his joke. Well it made me laugh not with him though...
Wife: " you look tired, honey " How about a steak, mashed potatoes, and an apple pie for dessert?" Husband: " No thanks, I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home." :rofl: .....the piss ~another one My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat :laugh:
really sexist >>> why did the women cross the road ? Who Cares ? what she doing out of the kitchen ? *crap* What do you do if ya dish washer stops working? Slap that women !!! Fuckin genious
How do you fix a womens watch .. you dont there's a clock on the oven How do you keep a women from wanting sex ? Marry her. In any argument with her he always gives in. Whats the use? Its just his word .... against thousands of hers ... :argue: actually lol ... women are ment to rant a wopping 25,000 compared to men at 14,000 words per day
how about this one then ... " how do you blind a women ? .. put a windsheild in front of her face. hee hee not on !
lol, not often you see a lass saying jokes like those fair play tho, suppose ya can't have a go at yaself
