Unofficial promise board awards

i aint fallin for anythin chuck!

you are! he goes out specifically to wind u up and u get all ruffled lol

award for the most often arguing - jayne and joe

why has the cyber grown his hair? :cyber:

1. Who is the meanest and nastiest person on the board?

im not guna say technofish coz every time ive met him hes been really nice to me, but he has been a bit of a nasty pasty on the board sometimes

2. Who is the prettiest?

pretty or sexiest, coz i see them both as very different things.

3. Who is the saddest gimp that needs to get out more?

um, sorry steve, but im guna have to go for you too, i dont mean needs to get out more, but poetry?!?!?

4. Who is the best bedroom dj (fook off corvin, richard n mr haslem)

i know too many of them tho, why rnt things every easy?

5. Who is the best dancer?

pilly phil is the best wafter, sloppy is the best wiggler

6. Who is our resident most sexually genarous person? (nicest way I can think of sayin slag )

well its not me!!!! ive got my own idea of who i think it is, but im not saying coz id upset a few ppl.

7. Who is the campest of them all?

ADRIAN!!!!!!! but he loves it!!

8. Who belongs in baja?

clarki and gerri!

9. Who is the most friendliest person on the board?

tis me of course innit no but really, i think smart E's preformance of late has been very admirable, and flutterbye is such a sweetie bless her, and dr hh too, awww, ure all so nice!!

10. Who deserves a medal for all the hard work they've put into promise?

mark rich and rob, and i also think smart E, just for his regular attendance!

we all did yeah!!

Nowt wrong with poetry!!! I been writin it for years grrrrr

I'm cool - honest!!

helz, the cyber grew hair cos he has to keep abreast of fashion them old style spikes were old school - we don't want our smiliesbeen outclassed by the likes of gurn and 4clubbers.

sa fuckin turnip!!:cyber:

new category, just for Jayne who's feeling left out cos no-one's mentioned her for anything, Most skitzy clubber of the year for her fine performance at Amsterdam, never seen anyone so para, every time she spoke she thought she'd deeply offended offended someone. bless

Can i get award for promise member who lives furthest away?

sorry mate jonnynemonic and miss moneypenny beat u hands down as does does scrat and anarchys babe

like they go promise... where do they live??

u said member

n u aint been to promise once since u went down south

dexta is our bestest traveller

scratt n anarchy live in america

moneypenny lives in portsmouth
jonny lives in essex.

you lose

HHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Smart E?.......... Do you dream of your father???

After looking at the insecure and childish way you behave on this board I see that you in fact are a deeply troubled young "man".

You see Cyber as the ideal cloak behind which to hide.

You are finding it hard to come to terms with your sexuality & desperately want to be liked.

You feel threatened by Jayne in her seniority and find it necessary to put her down.

the bottom line is..........YOUR A GIMP AND IM AFRAID I CANT PRESCRIBE ANYTHING TO HELP YOU.

uh oh, me thinks we have another alias!

Pike I wasn't putting jayne down I was putting down her beloved jonny... really 'boy' if your going to diagnose a situation do your frigging research

Re: Unofficial promise board awards

Meanest and nastiest person = everyone has their moments
Prettiest male- Nucleuz, Doggie and Richard
Prettiest Female- Gizmo Pa Ching! and Jayne
Saddest gimp that needs to get out more- probs me......... NOT!
Best bedroom DJ- Phil
Best Dancer- Phil (again) and Joe
most sexually generous person- wothout question you know who u r
Campest- my fave camp buddy ade! But i love him!
Who belongs in Baja- rapture, nursekel, clarki!
Friendliest- gotta give to da mackems bri, mick n clare
medal for hard work- Rob, Mark and Richard
Most perfect person- Smart E *sniggers*

Re: Unofficial promise board awards

Meanest and nastiest person = everyone has their moments
Prettiest male- Nucleuz, Doggie and Richard
Prettiest Female- Gizmo Pa Ching! and Jayne
Saddest gimp that needs to get out more- probs me......... NOT!
Best bedroom DJ- Phil
Best Dancer- Phil (again) and Joe
most sexually generous person- wothout question you know who u r
Campest- my fave camp buddy ade! But i love him!
Who belongs in Baja- rapture, nursekel, clarki!
Friendliest- gotta give to da mackems bri, mick n clare and also damocles(who isnt a mackem)
medal for hard work- Rob, Mark and Richard
Most perfect person- Smart E *sniggers*

Re: Re: Unofficial promise board awards

Dont let my dashing good looks deceive you I vote myself the biggest gimp who need to get out more (as peeps may have noticed I would win the person most in the forum if there was an award for it!!!) Well thats how long Im on my comp and I never seem to get my ass to promise!!!

Re: Unofficial promise board awards

*Best Traveler*

Well at least i got some kind of award

Dave u seem to be the top wiggler Show off


1. Who is the meanest and nastiest person on the board?
Depends whos havin the worse comedown

2. Who is the prettiest?
That wud b tellin.

3. Who is the saddest gimp that needs to get out more?
Davey Dickinson. Introduce urself wen nxt in Promise m8

4. Who is the best bedroom dj (fook off corvin, richard n mr haslem) Che, Ted, Dave although luv Mark's (not on board) Hard stuff

5. Who is the best dancer?
Cyber: Well s'pose joe aint bad
Funky: Tuff choice. Gav or lil'un

6. Who is our resident most sexually genarous person? (nicest way I can think of sayin slag )

Pass
7. Who is the campest of them all?
Whoever wheres crop tops too promise. hehe

8. Who belongs in baja?
Anyone lookin 4 trouble

9. Who is the most friendliest person on the board?
Tonsa peeps. The list is long. (Ken ur at the top m8)

10. Who deserves a medal for all the hard work they've put into promise?
The Promise team
And the kind person who made all this wicked new smileys

1. Who is the meanest and nastiest person on the board?

Technofish... however it can be funny sometimes!

2. Who is the prettiest?

Will have to say my girlfriend (although not on the board).

3. Who is the saddest gimp that needs to get out more?

Possibly Smart E... or maybe the Nu-Skool Gimp Davey Dickenson?

4. Who is the best bedroom dj (fook off corvin, richard n mr haslem)

Apart from me? Only kidding... Ill pass on this one!

5. Who is the best dancer?

Theres a few... DMD, Sloppy and Gav. Big time power moves... Wu-haaaaa!

6. Who is our resident most sexually genarous person? (nicest way I can think of sayin slag )

Cyberted... he wishes!

7. Who is the campest of them all?

Toss-up between Smart E and Technofish.

8. Who belongs in baja?

Clarki!!!!!

9. Who is the most friendliest person on the board?

Pass.

10. Who deserves a medal for all the hard work they've put into promise?

Richard Tulip.

Re: Re: Unofficial promise board awards

ya cheeky twat ok so I'm in touch with me feminine side, but in the same league as an@rchy and SmartE?? :evil: :evil: :evil:
just u wait mister, you're soooooo gonna get ya eyes scratched out *miaow*

*minces off in a huff*

ok
1. Who is the meanest and nastiest person on the board?
Technoofish (but hes canny as fuk in real life)

2. Who is the prettiest?
Gizmo uuuuhhuummmm

3. Who is the saddest gimp that needs to get out more?
N/A

4. Who is the best bedroom dj (fook off corvin, richard n mr haslem)

Fizz

5. Who is the best dancer?

Pilly Phil

6. Who is our resident most sexually genarous person? (nicest way I can think of sayin slag )

Ness

7. Who is the campest of them all?

Ade

8. Who belongs in baja?

Clarki (cause he wants to be)

9. Who is the most friendliest person on the board?

Dr hard house and Dr mick

10. Who deserves a medal for all the hard work they've put into promise

The Promise Team.