that turd in ikon

that turd in ikon

heres one for the blokes who were at ikon on sunday.i its disgusting and distasteful but did anyone see the turd in the middle trap in the toilets that were downstairs? it was unreal, it must of been the size of my forearm both length and diameter. come on who seen it!!!!

Heard enought ppl talk about it but was no way gonna look @ it rank.
:sick: :sick: :sick:

Charming.

I seen it , someones arse must be knacking them like !!!

PMSL

their was one at promise last time i was their, i think the king of all that is turd should stand up and be noticed, where are ya where are ya

Re: that turd in ikon

LMFAO i forgot about that fucker, i was gonna take a picture but decided not to in the name of taste and decency.

Peter no lie it was fucking huge. whoever layed that u-boat must have been in agony, not a drop of blood either. i bet it was unflushable, the sod was curled round the ubend. the giometry of the arsehole needed to release such a foul smelling bohemoth is un-thinkable.

i dare say you wouldnt have been able to fit it in a pringles tube. i pity the poor fucker who had to push it down, cos that wasnt gettin flushed, i hope the £4.15 per hour was worth it.

another worrying fact was there was no bog roll either.

i suspect a homosexual was to blame for that titanic turd.

It was a source of amusement like so fair play.

i never poo when i'm out on the lash... or in public in general... it's like when you were at school - no way. the home throne or nowhere.








can't believe i've replied to this thread.

i remember i had to ages ago at foundation, i layered the seat with about a million pieces of toilet role before sitting down, never again

lee, that post split my sides!!!!!!!

I can't beleive someone gave birth to an otter at a club, the bogs are either used for spewing or shaggin birds!!!!

fuck that!

the toilets are always flooded the times ive been in!

it was either that or let it slide down my leg then kick it under the seats

You just dont do it a public bog how mingin would rather go home

what i wanna know is after he's wiped his arse where did he put the bog roll... dont Need to know, just curious

HMMMZZZZZZzzzzz i wonder

i still cant get over the magnitude of that shit. i bet he lost about a stone having it. and women say we feel nowt like the pain of childbirth... bet the fucker who eased that out would beg to differ.

i feel sick

he probably used his hands to get that meat cigar out of his arse. Was it really the rebirth of nessie????:think:

ive seen thinner lamp posts