You know you were pissed when . . . .

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Which is where i had been lying untill they moved me about an hour before this happend

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talk about close calls!

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you'd have been soaked through, and probably too drunk to notice

I was sober that night, Just fell asleep cos i was erm tired :angel2:

of course u were, the whole new year was a fairly sober & sensible one!!!! :angel2:

@ this thread, funny as fuck..

one of my flatmates from last year has pissed on another guy's bed when he was drunk, pissed on his luggage and the other lad has pissed on his laptop before. A guy i lived with in first year pissed in another girl's wash basket.

why do lads piss in random places when drunk? :think:

You start MC-ing like MC Stompin'

If anyone dare ever wee on me

fortunately enough i've never done the 'random pissing' thing, i've seen it plenty, but never my doing...

i've seen *from the top*

people pissing (unknown to them, of course):
in a m8's sink, when it was full with dishes
in the cooker
in a plant pot (this one was very dodgy, the floor was like a minefield of people, they managed to traverse the obstacles, and yet still thought it was a toilet. )
on the tv (nearly)
out of a velux loft window
down the stairs
in the cupboard (3 times)
and, in the corner of my fucking parents bedroom, while they were in

on a similar note, i've also walked along the street and saw someone i know sat on the low wall outside his house, bollock naked (this is on a main road as well) randomly pissing all over the place... :spangled:

fucking drunken bastards

make me look respectable :laugh:

...when you smash someones table, lose your phone, wander round town talking to half the people there, find £100 in a cash point, get pushed in a trolly and left in the middle of the road... and cant remember a single thing about it...


i have never pissed on anyone or myself..yet, although i thought i did when i was on mushrooms, but i didnt i was just tripping

Golden showers not your thing then?

Depends who it is

Let me rephrase ..... If some pissed up cocksmoker ever wees on me whilst Im in bed asleep

: :sick:

I'll try most things once




















*disclaimer* I may or may not being lying

you know ya drunk...... when after finishing work at 1.30am you find yourself with 5 empty glasses of your own dancing like a lunatic with STAFF written on ya back and not giving a shit!!! especially when it's anne savage knocking out the music batches. (even though i thought her set was pants and called her ham sandwich!)

one of my mates the night before we were flying off on our holiday. got up in the middle of the night, opened his wardrobe and pissed into his already packed suitcase.

he brought the suitcase anyway the dirty bastard and then spent the first two days trying to find a laundrette in spain. the case had to stay on the balcony it stunk so much!

thats jus disgraceful

he is a primary school teacher as well!