Not before I've bit a sizeable chunk out of your leg derr - dunn, derr - dunn, derdun derdun derdun, dunerrnerr!
Do you actually go in the english waters anyway? Proper mingin' - torquay is about the only waters i'll go in...seems wierd that you'd go swimming up north
cheeky bugga, i'll have you know the coast where i live is 97% pollutant free,, fair crack its still as black as the ace of spades and about 1 degree C but atleast now you dot get extra limbs when you go in
hopefully the big fucker will take a wrong turn somewhere and end up in the river tyne, that way it`ll more than likely choke on floating turd or condoms!!!!!!!
when me and my mates used to go swimming down the beach we would always have to dodge used fanny pads, jonnys and nappies.... scary times
