So many things going wrong at once 1. Drinking so much that you cant help throwing up corned beef hash looking stuff that soon changed to a weird kind of vegetable soup. 2. Passing out on a public toilet that resembles something you'd expect to find in an old prison. 3. Passing out on a public toilet that resembles something you'd expect to find in an old prison with your pants down to your ankles. 4. Having your willy tucked deep between your legs making the growing crowd wonder if they've stumbled upon a drunken tranny. 5. Having a face that looks similar to that of a mother who has just given birth to 2 fat twins. This was the result of too many aftershocks and snakebite. Luckily for me I'd just got my new camera through the door the very same morning so what better time to test the various functions than then I actually know the kid.. he went to the same school as me and works at my place. I'm a bit concerned that I might not have been the first person to find him though cos if you look closely at the dribble on his chin it appears someone may have had their way with him before I stumbled in Thankfully he'd had a banging big shit that had the wholem place stinking so if he did get violated it couldnt have been for that long.
I still dunno how he got his knob tucked down so well he was sitting like that for at least 20mins of abuse (no, the dribble on his chin has nothing to do with me).