a charva's life moto Choose life. Choose a nova with a 4-litre engine. Choose hanging around with your mates in the shopping centre every fucking day. Choose a big, fuck off pair of white reebok classics and a burberry cap. Choose a stereo capable of causing a seismic disturbance. Choose a fat spotty girlfriend with a penchant for multiple hoop earrings and pallid skin. Choose 20 lambert and butler Superkings cause they stretch that much further. Choose dodgy weed, lines of brickdust and a 'Superclub' in essex. Choose a large, empty carpark where you and all your mates can donut your pension-pulling, overspecced shagwagons. Choose gold alloys, UV underfloor lighting and more L.E.D.'s than a 60's super-computer. Choose jewellery from index, Bomber jackets from the market and shirts from Ben Sherman. Choose life.Choose Chav
Did anyone watch that program on Sky One a few weeks back that made them out to be missunderstood individuals who don't want to fit in to our "bland" society.