Wots the funniest?

Wots the funniest?

wots the funniest thing/story thats happened to you on holiday abroad with mates?

one of the funniest things thats happened to me and my friends on holiday in ibiza ......apart from nearly getting thrown out of a 18-30 hotel for making too much noise in the early hours, which was a joke in itself

WAS....

One night we went down the westend , and we wer in some cheesey nightclub (think it was called star bar) anyway all of a sudden the theme tune to funhouse starts playing, and out comes pat sharp ( from that class kids programe funhouse from the early 90's)

could'nt believe it, but it turns out he was the resident dj for this club
we honestly laughed all night, even got his autograph

PAT SHARP- IBIZA LEGEND AND TOP DJ:worship: :clap: tiesto who?

bumped into kevin and perry (harry enfield and kath burke) first night I was in IBIZA in 1999. me bro stupidly decided not to take camera out but bumped into them again in amnesia and we are caught in the club scene on vid when eye ball is playing with them at the end. if you blink you miss it tho.

another to equal it is woke up on bora bora beach and mike and clair manumission are asleep next to me. Got pictorial evidence to back this up. Thought i was dreaming!!!

i turned up at the airport a day early!

wrenching a toilet from the floor and stealing it from a bar was a defining moment in my catalogue of foreign escapades

the time i stole an electric wheelchair and drove it around san an inc on motorways then blew it up in the sea and pretended to be a drowning cripple

game over kids

ding ding - winner.
only way you could top that is if you stole the cripple and his chair, and drove it into the sea..

im not typing the whole story cos i am typing one handed with a broken hand but it alsp includes been chased by a knife wielding chef and been threatened by es pardis doormen

lock the thread

Beach in sunderland made a big song and dance when they had pat sharpe djing there...fools

not sure if this counts as it is possibly more bizzare than funny?

but the first time i went to space in ibiza i met the guy who plays Sandy in the O.C. http://www.theocshow.com/bios/sandybio.htm inside absolutely wasted with a girl half his age who he claimed he had married the week before. i ended up spending most of the day with him and his supposed wife. the guy was so starry eyed he insisted on buying us drinks all day before later trying to buy my mates t-shirt off him for about a £100 quid just cos he thought it was cool. :spangled:. we then ripped him off for some pills before he invited us back to his villa for a party but we never made it back as he bailed early due to his wife starting to resemble the living dead!

all in all was a fairly surreal experience. at the time i had no idea who he was but assumed he was telling the truth due to the obscene amounts of money he was spending. he had just said he was an actor who had done a few films and had been in some t.v. programs stateside.

wtf! legend!!

he was in american beauty too if i remember rightly

I went shopping in 2001 in Ibiza after a proper session, it all seemed good at the time me walking round some supermarket till i went back to the hotel and realised we didnt need anything nor was there any need to go :spangled:

I could probs fill this thread along with others actually.

I cant believe jam'e'tron went on an 18-30's as well

I woke up after a heavy sesh covered in everything you can imagine....(an alot of things i dont want to imagine!). The lads from the room above had decided it would be a good laugh to cver me in every food product and soapy product they could find, i had condom socks a fishing rod, chairs on my head with people sitting on them (randoms from the hotel were taking photos with their friends sitting on these chairs!) I even had a broom up my arse , was so embarrassed when I woke up.....esp when i seen the photos....

revenge was sweet tho!

I lived in Tenerifa for a bit so as you can imagine i have some daft stories!
On the first night in our new apartment we were standing out on the balcony, 7 floors up. We were afraid of getting cockroaches in the room so we closed the patio door. When we went to go back inside we realised the door didn't open from the outside and we were locked out, 7 floors up and it was now starting to get dark.
We waited for a while till we could see someone to shout to and finally we see a couple walking past. We shout down to them and fucking typical they are German - don't understand a fucking word we are saying!
We ended having to climb round outside of the building 7 floors up, and find a mate so we could crash at hers - our front door was locked so we couldn't get back in till the morning! I had no shoes on or owt.
Well, it's funny now to me and my mate but we were shiting our pants at the time.

GOOD STORY

:blush:

Never been Abroad

How come?

dunno!:spangled:

never really bothered my arse i suppose!